Malachi helps his mother step into the side entrance of the shul. The tall mahogany front doors on 8th Avenue were closed. Locked tight. And so, the two of them walked around the corner and up Garfield and then up the stairs through the side entrance, down the hallway to the sanctuary.
They took seats in one of the rear pews, passing the Rothsteins, the Arbeiters, and the Edelmans seated in the front pews. The ones they paid good money for.
The room was near full. A mixed, arrhythmic, hum of voices. Air conditioners whirring. The smell of aftershave and leather shoes.
“Why didn’t dad come with you?”
“Your father? He says he doesn’t do gatherings anymore.”
“No. C-R-A-B-B-Y. He says he likes people well enough but he likes them much better when he doesn’t have to be around them.”
“Charles Bukowski, the poet, said that.”
“Don’t tell your father. He thinks he made it up.”
“It looks like the rabbi wants to start.”
“Welcome all, I am Rabbi Plosker. Let us begin. We are all aware of the alarming increase in hate crimes and mass shootings. The Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh, the First Baptist in Sutherland Springs, the Chabad of Poway, the AME in Charleston. And while we work against violence of all kinds, visited upon people of all faiths, we must also protect ourselves with guards, and vigilance, and yes, with preparedness.”
“I have to get up.”
“Ma, wait. It’s starting.”
“I have to leave.”
“I’ll go with you.”
“No, you stay. I thought I could do this but I can’t. I have to go. I cannot be here for this.
She gets up and, clutching her purse, walks toward the side door. The way they’d come in. A police officer is now there. She turns and walks back up the center aisle toward the main entrance.
“Ma’am,” the officer there tells her, “I’m sorry, but you can’t leave.”
“I have to. You can’t stop me.”
“Ma’am,” the officer extends his arm, takes a step to obstruct her way. “Please, ma’am. We have a protocol we need to follow and I ask you to cooperate, for the benefit of all.”
“I’m sorry ma’am you have to go back to your seat.” He touches her elbow and points her back down the aisle.
She sits down. She’s shaking. “Malachi, please say something. Look what is happening here.”
“Ma, it will be okay. Nothing’s happening. Trust me. Look, the rabbi wants to begin.”
“The rabbi? She wants to begin? She wants to begin with the Gestapo barring the doors?”
“What are you saying? The police do these trainings all over the city. In mosques, churches, synagogues. It’s for our own safety. We need to know what to do if, God forbid, something happens, and a someone with a gun comes in.”
“Let me tell you, Malachi, open your eyes. The someone’s are already here. There are two someone’s with guns here, and one is at the front door and the other is at the side door, and the Plosker herself, invited them in. She invited them in, yet. With guns, yet. Tell me, who comes into synagogue with a gun? I’ll tell you who. My dead grandmother knows the answer in her grave. The SS, that’s who.”
“Everyone is watching us, Ma.”
“Yes, they’re watching. With their goddamn eyes closed. They’re watching but not seeing. This is the most farshtunkene idea I have ever heard in my life and, you, my own son, brings me here.”
The officer at the back of the sanctuary is holding an air horn, a large orange klaxon. He’s wearing sunglasses, dark uniform, a peaked cap, epaulets, and a COVID mask. He nods. Touches his visor with two easy fingers.
“Sergeant Petersen here,” the rabbi says, “will lead us through a training in an active shooter drill. He will show us what to do, if it should ever happen, God forbid, in the very, very remote possibility of an active shooter coming into the sanctuary. If we are prepared, and we act quickly and with intention and preparation, we can save our lives and the lives of all of us.”
“That’s right,” says Petersen. “We are here to help keep you as safe as possible. I promise you, no one will be hurt. We ask you first to turn your phones off.” He waits. Everyone fumbles with their phones. “In a few moments, when you hear the sound of the horn…”
“Malachi, take me out of here. I can’t do this. I will have a heart attack. I can’t. I can’t… I will die in this room.”
“…and as soon as you hear it, I want you to immediately do whatever you would do if an active shooter came into the room.”
Sgt. Petersen steps back out of the sanctuary and closes the doors behind him. The officer at the side entrance does the same.
A long moment of silence passes.
The doors open. Both police officers, wearing COVID masks, both with the Klaxon horns pointed at the pews, step in.
Blam! Blam! Blam! The horns crack open the air. Again, and again and again. Like a pair of monstrous screaming jackhammers.
A woman in the rear screams. Three men in the front row stand up and look to the back, then the front. Toward the blaring sounds. The rest stand, look around, and then duck under the pews, covering their heads and pulling the others down with them. Some grab for their phones. Malachi pulls at his mother’s skirt. “Mama, get down here.”
The cracking, blasting, sounds stop. There are cries from all sides.
Petersen, holding the Klaxon in his hand like a hand gun, walks down the aisle, pointing with it from one side to the other, pointing at each one of the half-hidden, half-crouching, cowering, people.
“You’re dead! You’re dead, you’re dead,” he says to each of them.
The one at the side door explains, “The worst thing you can do is to stand up and look at the shooter, giving him a target. The next worst thing is to crouch under the pews. You make yourself a stationary target. A dead one.”
“You’re all dead. Every one of you. Figuratively,” says Petersen. Now let’s try it one more time.”
The two officers step behind the doors again.
“See what, they told us nothing about how we should react.” she says. She stands up. “This is their new trick,” she yells to everyone.
“Please sit down,”
“Yes, please sit down,” the rabbi calls out.
“That was a sham! One crazy kid bursting through the door like Dylan Roof or Gregory Bowers doesn’t kill enough of us. That was just old-school anger. This is the new and improved U.S. version of mass killing.”
“Someone, take her out of here,” says Rothstein.
“They’re not going to let me out of here. Not you either, Rothstein. Not peacefully. They have us where they want us. They have us all trapped, totally lulled into fearful, willing, trusting fools, placated, convinced they mean no harm. Like how they convinced my grandparents to wait in line for the boxcars, carrying their suitcases and children, and then in line at the showers, for godsakes. I know what’s coming. Everyone get out. Now. All of us all at once. Make run for it. Rush them. I swear, our only hope, is to take them by surprise. Because the next time those two doors two open they’ll have AR-15s and…”