The Long Orderly Life of Morrison G. Heffermann

Morrison Heffermann awoke to footsteps scuffing on the wooden stairs up to his bedroom.

Morse?

A familiar voice. His father’s voice? His bed is wet. Shivering in the cold. His father will find him once again soaked in his own pee. Wet sheets wrapped tight round his knees and ankles.

“Morse?”

“Morse?”

The bedroom door is knocked and rattled and banged and pushed open.

“Oh my God, Morse. It’s like an oven in here.

Morse?”

“It must be a hundred.”

“Morse? Can you get up? Syd, open a window and put the A/C on.”

“Morse, why is air conditioner off? Syd, can you get him up?”

“Don’t turn it on!”

“We have to. Have you had anything to drink today? Get him some water.”

“It’s me, May, Morse. Can you sit up? Let Syd help you up.”

“May?”

“Go get him some water. I’ll help him up.”

“I need to go to the bathroom. What time is it?

“It’s two o’clock. Do you need help to get up?”

“Yes… give me my robe, please.”

“Get him his robe. And turn the AC on for God’s sake.”

“Don’t turn it on. It uses up too much electricity. It’s old and won’t last long.”

“But it’s so damn hot in here. You won’t last as long as it will if you don’t let us turn it on.”

“I need to go to the bathroom.”

“Syd will help you. Let Syd help you. Get him his robe so he can go to the bathroom.”

“Can you get up?”

“Help me. I can’t get my balance. Not under that shoulder.”

“I’ll get you something to eat, okay?”

“Close the door, Syd. Just help me get my damn shorts down so I can sit down and get that pad on.”

“May, call 911. He’s fainting.”

“Don’t call anyone. I won’t let them in. I’m not leaving my house.  I’ve told them before. I’m staying here. Just help me pee. Dammit. I’ll eat something. Don’t call anyone.”

August had been oppressive. Not under one hundred for eight days. Nineties at night.

Morse Heffermann was a Navy man, he joined right out of high school. After Pearl Harbor. Air crewman. Pacific coast patrol bombers.

After the war, he met Margret. In two months’ time they sailed from New York to Gothenburg on the Drottningholm, and then by bus to Stockholm. They stayed with her parents a week.

In Boston, they both took whatever jobs they could find. They were happy. They had a daughter.

He started a business and kept it for forty years, working the phone out of his home selling insurance for a company in Hartford, never taking out a policy of his own. He never talked about illness, infirmity, or death. Just what was right to do.

Margret died young and the daughter left home. For fifty-five years he kept the old house.

He paid the bills on time, read books on the war and every book by David McCullough, Goodwin, Tuchman, Caro, and Mantel. He remembered each one. He kept the Saab they’d shipped home from Stockholm running. Saved every nickel, trusted few people, and had fewer friends. He was kind, quiet, and thoughtful to a fault. He sent birthday, holiday, anniversary, and thank-you cards. Never spoke ill of another person. Kept a tidy home and scrupulous records. Lit the lights only when he needed one and shut them off when he didn’t. He wrote reminder notes to himself. He paid attention to the details. When he could no longer cook, he made toaster waffles and heated up Swanson’s dinners in the oven. When he could no longer play, he watched golf on TV every Sunday.

One afternoon, he slipped on ice on the back stairs carrying the trash out. He broke his shoulder, bruised his forehead, and lay on the ice in the cold till a neighbor saw the kitchen light on at a quarter-past eight. When the ambulance came, he told them to go away. He thanked the neighbor and told the police officer he would not be taken from his home against his will.

You keep to yourself, keep your affairs in order, prepare well, make plans, and stick to them. That’s all you need.

He handwrote his will, leaving the house to his son-in-law, Syd. The one who had married Agatha, his daughter. His only daughter. And then she too died, young and fresh like her mother had.

He had files and note cards for everything. “Do not touch” labels in uniform squared blue ink caps taped to light switches, the radio, bookcases, file cabinets, the stove, and cupboards.

He catalogued photographs in boxes of envelopes by month and year, with names, places, and dates on the backs of each one. There were none of himself save for a newspaper clipping of him at a table at the Swedish Lodge Julfest in town with a plate of Nisu bread, pickled herring, and a hot coffee in front of him.

After Syd and May got him down in the stair chair, he ate an egg, a cup of coffee, and then fell asleep at the table.

He’d told May that he’d had nothing to eat or drink for days. He’d ridden the stair chair up to his room and lay down a few days ago when it got real hot. How many days, he didn’t know. He had asked her to bring him back up there after he finished eating and told her to call no one else and to shut the door and lock it when she left.

When she could not waken him the next morning, she called the police. The ambulance came and took him to the County hospital. You can’t make me leave my own house! He refused treatment on the gurney. They moved him from the ER to a room. He took no food. No drink. He accepted only pain medication. Nothing more.

“We can’t let him do that, May!”

“We can. What else are we going to do, Syd? Have them tie him down and shove a PEG tube in his gut, stick an IV drip in his arm, and a Foley up his tiny you know what? We have no right to do that. No one does.”

“We’re his only family, May. We can’t let him die like that?”

“We can, Syd. Because we are the only family he has. It’s his life, not yours or mine. We need to let him live the last days he has the way he has lived every other day in his whole life. Let him be who he is. Please, just let him be.”